Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Posts Tagged ‘cats’

Today’s adventures began with a trip to the little village of Mismaloya, about 15 minutes by daunting bus ride south of here. Aside from a lovely little beach that was populated by nearly as many hawkers of “almost free!” jewelry as it was tourists, Mismaloya is the site where the film Night of the Iguanas was filmed in 1964.

(As a side note, I was rather disappointed to learn that the movie is based on a play by Tennessee Williams and has nothing to do with giant iguanas rampaging hither and thither.)

Once you dodge through all the hecklers, you can walk along a rather ill-kept path out to the point of the cove. We were there at high tide, and the waves splashed up against the rocks as we walked past, causing crabs and iguanas alike to scuttle for higher ground. The iguanas were pretty cool – not green like you often see, but grey with orange splashes on their sides, the better to hide in the rocks and dead leaves.

The set itself was locked away behind gates with razorwire on top, which was ridiculous because about six meters further down were places you could easily clambor over. The parts we could see looked like lovely ruins. I can’t figure out how long they’ve been abandoned, because wikipedia says after the movie was filmed, they turned the site into a cafe (John Houston Cafe) which was quite famous. The movie is given sole credit, in fact, for making Puerto Vallarta a tourist destination at all, but I suppose as the movie faded into obscurity, so did Mismaloya. Puerto Vallarta had established itself as a resort town on its own right, by then. I’m going to have to go rent the movie when I get home. Maybe I can write my first bestselling novel about rampaging iguanas.

We had lunch on the beach, so close to the water our toes got wet a few times before the tide backed out a bit. I have no idea how authentic or not the food in restaurants around here is, but it was very tasty. I especially liked my side of rice, which had yellow and green peppers in it. Mmm.

Next was a stopover at the house to do a bit of lounging on the beach. But, as today was all about outings to visit animals and eat food, I shall continue on to dinner.

We went back into Puerto Vallarta for dinner, to one of Bonnie’s favorite restaurants, the Fajita Republic. They pour tequilla over your fajitas and light them on fire right before they serve them to you. Totally delicious. The best part about dinner, however, was not the food, but the company. There was a cat wandering around the restaurant begging for food. Being in withdrawl from my own cat, (I need to pause this sentence for a moment to point out that Dustin is reading over my shoulder, and he strenuously objects that I mention the cat as the best part of company, and not him, my wonderful husband. That was unkind of me. I love him more than the cat. Just for the record.), I was delighted to find something furry to pay attention to. The cat accepted one scritch of the ears as an invitation to move in with me. He jumped up on my lap and immediately curled up for a nap. I was a happy diner. I gave him a bit of steak when we left for the evening.

I’ve been writing this post for about three hours now, and although I’ve got pictures, I’ve run out of energy to do anything about them. I’ll give that a stab tomorrow. Along with proofreading this thing. Good night!

Read Full Post »

Over the last few days, the Black Hills and much of the western United States have fallen victim to a really serious cold front sucked down from the arctic by moving pressure systems. That’s a fancy pants way of saying that it is freaking freezing here. The sun has been shining through most of this, which makes it that much harder to understand why you feel like you’ve been punched in the gut two seconds after leaving your nice, heated house. Cold this big hurts.

But it’s not all bad. Once you’re sure your pets are safely back inside and your pipes are unfrozen and you’ve given up on the idea of saving your roses, there are some definite benefits to weather this bitterly cold.

1. Hand-knit socks

green_orange_socksGrandma gave them to you six years ago for Christmas or a birthday and at the time it was all you could do to smile and say “thank you” and try to mean it. You stuck them in your drawer where they eventually made their way to the very, very bottom of the back, behind the pair of holey Snoopy socks that you just can’t bear to throw away and underneath the neon-pink garter belt you got because you thought it would be sexy but discovered it’s just plain embarrassing. But now, that thick, scratchy, lime-green-and-orange pair of goodness is all you can think about, and when you finally get over your shock and how warm and cozy they are, you’ll have to send your grandma a very belated thank you card, and really mean it this time.

2. Fireplaces

inglenook_new_fireplaceIf you have one, count it a blessing. I’ve been trying to figure out a place to put one in my house since I moved in with no luck. I’m almost ready to settle for the Fire Channel on cable. Instead, I’ve been borrowing fireplaces at other people’s houses, and enjoying them thoroughly. Propane is nice because you can get copious amounts of heat in a very short time, which is perfect for defrosing after walking in from the car. Wood is even better, because while you can’t shoot from a body temperature of 80.4 to 103.7 in five minutes flat, you can toast marshmallows. Thought marshmallows were just for campfires in the summer? You’re wrong. They’re definitely for deadly cold winter indoor-fires too.

3. Hot soup

bean_soupI love soup. It runs in my family, I think, though I came later to the appreciation than my siblings. A good, thick soup is the perfect solution for a cold day rumbling stomach. Something with potatoes is always good. Chile is excellent. I just had a ham and many-bean soup for lunch, though, and I think that might be my new favorite cold-day food. It was salty and hot and oh-so-good. If it didn’t cost $4/bowl, (“bowl”), I would have to have gone back for seconds. I’ll be looking up a recipe shortly, you can be sure.

4. Hot chocolate+

hot_chocolateIf you want a real project, you can make up real hot chocolate with milk and actual chocolate on your stove. If you do that, drink it straight, and enjoy. Otherwise, any old cocoa powder will do, because once you add the schnapps, the quality of the cocoa matters a lot less. Peppermint is my favorite, though cinnamon, caramel, or marshmallow (seriously!) are also good. If you feel nutty, I recommend amaretto or frangelico. Mmm. It’s also hard to go wrong with Bailey’s or Kahlua, and if you’re really desperate, just about anything you have in your cabinet will be okay. Warms you up from the inside out. And in case I haven’t already made my love of marshmallows abundantly clear, a few marshmallows on top is an excellent idea.

5. A huge, hairy cat

lap_catMaybe they make you sneeze, but there’s no denying that a cat is about the best lap-blanket ever invented. Not only do they keep your lap warm, if you pet them enough, they might give you a thigh massage (y’know… that kneading thing they do with their paws when they’re really happy). If just thinking about cats makes your eyes start to swell up, a dog might also do in a pinch.

6. Sleeping

cozy_bedIf you have the option, stay in bed as long as you possibly can. Noon is good. Two is better. Cold temperatures actually cause the body to want to sleep more. It’s a defense mechanism, a way of conserving energy. There are few things as lovely as a huge fluffy blanket to burrow down into. And if you can’t sleep that long, stay in bed anyway. Get a good book or flip on the TV if you must. Now that you’re an adult, this is as close as you’ll get to playing hooky from school with “the flu.”

7. Reading

booksDig up that brain candy book you’ve been waiting to read and take this freezing opportunity to pretend your TV and internet are broken, curl up under a fluffy blanket, and read until your eyes start to go crossed. If you can’t keep reading for longer than a few minutes at a time, your book obviously needs to be lower quality. Days when you can binge-read should not be reserved for catching up on your classics, it’s a time for gobbling up a stack of harlequins or the next book in that formula mystery series or a nice sword and sorcery tome of at least 900 pages. If you have the option, try to talk someone’s ear off about the characters and plot, even if the other person doesn’t care.

8. Candles

candlesYou’ve got them all over your house because they’re pretty, or they smell nice, or you want to be ready when the electricity goes out, but here’s hoping that never actually becomes a problem. And since we’re being optimistic, and you’ll never need to burn those candles, this is the perfect opportunity to do it because you can. Though not as obviously warming as a fireplace, having an actual flame nearby makes a room feel warmer, even if it’s just the ambiance. Fragrances like pine and cinnamon can make a winter day seem cozier, and if you feel wild, you could even try toasting mini-marshmallows. (Get it? Mini fire, mini marshmallows!)

9. Bubble baths

bubble-bathNothing is better for defrosting extremities than a nice, hot bath (especially if you don’t have a fireplace). Pour in an overly-generous dose of bubbles and see if you can get the bubbles to tower twice as high as the tub itself. It’s a good game. (May want to have a life-preserver handy.) The best part is that bubble baths can be combined with any number of the above-listed goodies. Bring your hot chocolate and a book, but probably not your socks or the cat. Soak until you’re so wrinkly your mate will mistake you for your grandmother, then move along to the next wonderful icy-day activity.

10. Canoodling

canoodlingThis is the best one of all. Grab someone you’re particularly fond of and attach yourself. Hamster piles are fine, but a little one-on-one cuddling action is a treat not to be missed on any occasion. Here, the cold is just an excuse. Must huddle together for body warmth, eh?

Aaaah.

Read Full Post »

I’m snowed in! Hooray! I’ve been waiting to get snowed in since I moved into this house. We’ve had a few other good blizzards, but the hazard of working in Deadwood is that you usually get snowed in there with no chance of getting back to the house. Last night, we crept home at about 30 miles per hour (took a little longer than an hour) and when we woke up this morning, here’s the sight that greeted us out the bedroom window:

Beautiful. Now why is it on mornings when I work I can’t pry myself out of bed to save my soul, but on mornings when leaving the house isn’t even an option, I can’t go back to sleep? I have no idea. In any case, I got up and went to see if I could scope out the damage. The windows and doors are all crusted over with snow and ice, making it nearly impossible to even see outside.

The cat, who has been frolicking happily outside every day since last spring’s snows melted, was totally baffled. Just three days ago, it was 79 degrees here. She has been sitting by the back door all day, staring at the snow drift, unable to figure out why we won’t let her out. I finally pried the door open – six inches is about the best I could do – and held her up so she could see. She blinked in confusion a little before trying to step out onto the snow. I fished her back inside where she threw a fit as I dried her off, then immediately resumed her post by the door. Poor Minou.

Too curious to leave well enough alone, I shoved into my boots (still wearing fuzzy pajamas) and tried to get outside. I could only open the front door about six inches, so I went through the garage. The side door there opens inward and the drift outside that door was only about a foot high.

It is SO cool outside. My pictures won’t really do it justice because the wind is blowing so hard I couldn’t leave the shelter at the side of the garage. In some places, the drifts are nearly six feet high. The fence you see IS six feet high, to give you an idea. In other places, you can see the grass. It’s really beautiful and really white. I love it.

This one was taken through our bedroom window into the back yard.

The other corner of the back yard. My garden is under there somewhere. Poor carrots.

The front yard, snow sculpted up and around like sand dunes. Really cold ones.

And here’s the reason I couldn’t get out the front door. Too cool.

Read Full Post »

Henri le Chat

A friend sent this to me today in honor of my own darling cat, Minou, who clearly has her own well-developed sense of angst. Most recently, this has manifested as a crush on the office dog, Frank the Pug. Frank is also black, and not too much bigger than Minou. Unlike all the other dogs she’s ever met, Frank is very calm. He stays in a chair and stares at all the passers-by. Even when Frank gets up and wanders around, he is completely uninterested in Minou – not even a friendly little butt-sniff. The result is that Minou sits and stares at him, pining from afar, desperately wanting a little attention but too self-conscious to ask. Alas for poor Minou!

And Henri, up there? He cracks me up. The French in the video is less than perfect (though I don’t think the guy who did it quite deserves the beating he’s getting for it in the comments) but the video as a whole is pretty hilarious.

Read Full Post »

Humorous Pictures

Believe it or not, I just now discovered what I Can Has Cheeseburger is really all about. Yes, yes, I’m the last one on the boat, but I must confess that until now I’ve been completely turned off by the LOLspeak.

Then a friend at my Nerd Club posted the above pic as part of her signature. I nearly wet myself laughing. After the Garbage Kitty incident, it hit a perfect chord. I spent nearly an hour last night fishing through the old posts, laughing and laughing at the pictures.


humorous pictures

And while I remain convinced that LOLspeak will be the downfall of civilization (here, for your enjoyment, is a sample of what happens when it is used not only as a caption but as a comment: “Kin ai be nawt tree huntret? Ai dunt haz ainytin kleva tu sai eiva, but dat’s auka koz aim nawt nawt nawt sekkund”), I do agree that the captions are what make the pictures extra funny. And the happy factor outweighs the annoyed factor.

Read Full Post »

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.