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	<description>Where life is stranger than fiction, but only fiction equal to the task of documenting life.</description>
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		<title>The slug who wanted to ruin my marriage</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/the-slug-who-wanted-to-ruin-my-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She either wanted to ruin my marriage or just get rich and run off to Rio. Not sure exactly which.

There she is. The slug who stole my wedding ring. I was picking peas, you see, innocent as could be. My wedding ring was on the pinky finger of my right hand to serve as a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=414&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Wilted Thumb, or, My Poor Pumpkin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So back in May, as I goo-ed and gah-ed over my giant baby pumpkin, I promised updates all summer on her progress. There haven&#8217;t been any. I&#8217;d like to put forth the argument that I didn&#8217;t really break my promise, because &#8211; pitifully, there never really was much progress. First, here is the pumpkin plant [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=408&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Arrangement&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/08/26/the-arrangement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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This post is for my brother, my only devoted fan. Well, devoted enough to accuse me of never updating. That&#8217;s worth something, right?
I got a call this afternoon at the office. It went like this.
ME: Bob&#8217;s Blue Boxes, this is Laura.
LADY: Hello this is Fiona Maple.* (expectant pause)
ME: Hello Fiona, how can I help you?
LADY: [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=405&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Greenpeace Storms Mt. Rushmore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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From Dustin&#8217;s office came the call: &#8220;Laura? Your dad&#8217;s day is about to be ruined.&#8221;
I immediately started worrying about more deaths in some national park somewhere, or a foreign park administrator challenging my dad to a drink-off. It was nothing so heinous as either of these things.
Greenpeace had managed to climb to the top of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=400&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>But the moose always cheats&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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This photo was taken by my friend Rachel up in Alaska, and I&#8217;d like to dedicate it to my mother in law, who is currently stalking wild mooses with her camera up in Maine.
If a moose charges or chases you, hide behind something solid such as a tree. It is okay to run from a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=396&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Giant Baby Pumpkin Comes Home</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/giant-baby-pumpkin-comes-home/</link>
		<comments>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/giant-baby-pumpkin-comes-home/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s here, it&#8217;s here! My giant pumpkin has arrived!
Isn&#8217;t it cute and inconspicuous? Well&#8230; that is a gallon ice cream bucket it&#8217;s in. I suppose &#8220;inconspicuous&#8221; is relative.
After a whole week of back-and-forth with Giant Pumkin Guru Matt, I finally managed to arrange a seedling hand-off this evening. The reply to the question &#8220;what does [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=390&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lest I be fired&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/lest-i-be-fired/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 05:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snukes</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://snukes.wordpress.com/?p=386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d better get a post up before the end of May. Two whole months missing from the archive is just too much to excuse. What can I possibly say that is witty? I blame my recent silence on the dead batteries in my camera. Dustin&#8217;s got a great camera, but if I take pictures with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=386&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Pickle Ladies</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/03/03/the-pickle-ladies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So after discovering our parts last week, Anne took to calling me the Principle Pickle. I can&#8217;t blame her. &#8220;Pick-a-Little&#8221; sounds a lot like &#8220;pickle &#8221; to me. And so I was inspired to a flight of artistry. Check it out:

The Pickle Ladies! Hahaha. I think I&#8217;m very funny.
And, because we&#8217;re the Principle Pickles (by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=381&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Agony &amp; the Ecstacy (of waiting for the cast list)</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/cast-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snukes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four whole days to wait for the cast list! Evil, I tell you, evil.
Even in high school, the cast list went up the morning after the second day of auditions. There were usually a couple of casualties as kids stormed the announcement board (mostly tramplings, but I think once a fist fight broke out over [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=373&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Life in (Melo)Drama</title>
		<link>http://snukes.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/my-life-in-melodrama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is that happy time of year again! Our production of Fiddler on the Roof was so successful last year that they (the Opera House and the Arts Council) have decided to make Spring Musicals and annual tradition.
Up next on the program: The Music Man!
This is one of the very rare shows that I know [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=snukes.wordpress.com&blog=1382558&post=368&subd=snukes&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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